Finally! The first snow of the season has arrived! and It's sooo early for where I live! On thursday it rained slush, and I admit, there was a bit of very thin layers of snow all around the city on the grass, but today It snowed 3.5 inches! Now that's unusual. I made a snow angel in my pajamas! It's sooo awesome!
   ~Ben

Realistic Post 5

On Friday I went to my friend Ben's house and we had an EPIC wrustling match on the trampoline. It was Zach, Ben, and Tillman vs. me. It started off with them taking turns running at me and I'd take them down repetetively, but then they started grouping up (which really just made it all the more eaqsier for me). Then Tillman started doing rolls to me so I couldn't get him, then he'd try to kick me, but I really only had to step to the side to avoid them. Ben tried to get me by surprise a numerous amounts of times, but again, easily avoidable (even when surprised). Zach's technique was to take off his dirty, sweaty socks and try to shove them in my mouth. Even through all that, I was only taken down 3 or 4 times (but always got back up) and I took each of them down about 60 or 70 times. It was Awesome!

Realistic Post 4

Yesterday I had a Soccer game, again. It was our 14th or so game, and our 2nd on our home turf. The very first game we played was on our home turf and we won 2-1! This game we tied 2-2 but we played the best Bronze team in the city! We are a (mostly) inexpierianced Bronze team and, mysteriously, our team has 4 pairs of kids who have the same name. My parents don't want me naming first names so I'll use the first letter of their first name to talk about them. There are 2 Bs, 2 Ds, 2 Es, and 2 Ls on our team. And by that I mean there are 2 kids on our team who have the same names, and they start with B, 2 kids on our team who have the same names, and they start with D, ect.  Neat, huh? We have 17 players, 16 of which showed up. Of course, the only thing I hate about Soccer these days is the bullies. Each practice, and at the photo shoot today, I get shoved into other people, elbowed, put in headlocks, sacked, had snot wiped on my shoulder, called a B****, called a F***ing B****, called Mentally Retarded, a Gayface, a word I will NOT post online, a F***ing Idiot, a piece of S***, a wimp, a Freak, and told to stay home and play sissy games, cry to my mommy, get a life, get lost, stop being so retarded, shut the F*** up, and I should quit the team because the team doesen't need a F***ing retard to help us lose every game, and asked what my problem was, and why I bother coming to Soccer if nobody likes me, and physically, verbally, socially, and emotionally threatened, and had my parents insulted. And that was Both the Ds. One of the Ds is the coach's son, and the other is the best friend of the coach's son. When I told the coach, he said "Deal with it." When I told my parents, they had a long talk with me about ignoring them (which I do), walking away (which I do), and telling the coach (which I did). They also told me I wasn't allowed to call the police because of the Ds (awww...). But now they're coming to every Soccer practice to catch a D in the act. If nothing happens soon, they better hide the phones.

Realistic Post 3

Today my new friend Joel came over to my house for 2 hours and we played on Nitrome and some Wii games and it was AWESOME! Also, in the middle of the day I got some videos of my friends Zach and Ben that are... unusually abnormal. And I also had my first Choir practice of the year in the morning. I also invited Zach and my other friend Henry over tomorrow to do some more stuff, and it was so cool! Someone in my class also introduced me to Google Instant.

Support 1

Okay, here's a way you can support me. If you play The Sims 3 and buy SimPoint Bundles, get them here. And another way is by NOT posting anything bad on my blog. If I get a post approval message and dissaprove of a comment, it will not appear on my blog. That's over with.

Blog Info Post 2

Okay, so I'm adding 2 new types of posts. 1: Support. It is for helping me or awnsering a question for me. 2: Ben Reccomends... It is me reccomending a product or other stuff. Anyways, be looking forward to those extremely soon.

Realistic Post 2

Earlier last week, in the lunchroom, one of my friends (Zach, only the other Zach who's a grade younger then us) wanted to eat another one of my friends' (Another Ben, also a grade younger then us) lunch. Me and grade 7 Zach tried to stop him by simply standing in the way, but he plowed through and almost got Ben's lunch. Then me, Zach, and Zach ended up bumping, nudging, and chewing each other's sleeves. It ended by having grade 6 Zach's foot in the air right as I was darting away from him (it was a complete misunderstanding that Zach kicked me, and nobody got hurt) and that last part was the part the principal saw. We ended up in the office but all we had to do there anyways was eat there. Overall, I'd rate that day a 3/10.

Exaggerated Post 1

Okay, so today I woke up, and as usual, I took the dog for a walk. I had breakfast and biked to school, but saw a kid eating ribs on his tire swing, and I almost biked into a car. It was a small car, though. Looked like a Red Honda Commuter SG20. Anyways, I arrived at school and went to our class, but me and Spencer got called out to do the Sound System for the assembly. Okay, so our school is attached to another school, and we have to share some rooms. The principle wanted us to get the sound system from the other school to the Auditorium to be ready for the assembly when a one of their classes ended, but we had to get acess to the storage room, so we went to the office while an argument was going on. After we told a secretary from their school about the sound system, she started saying stuff about "Adult Supervision" and "School Safety" and "Stupid Little Brats Of- Uh... Never Mind". So by the time our principle walked by, there was a huge debate starting. Anyways, when we finally got to carry speakers to the Auditorium, Spencer lost his shoe and tripped and dropped the speaker. While I was over there trying to get it through the door without hitting a wall, and acidentally slammed it into a door. Anyways, in the end they cancelled the assembly and we had to take the speakers back, and that was even worse. We went back to class then and got assigned to our "Family Groups" although one of the grade 3s actually though we had to become a FAMILY and started to cry. Anyways, we got a grade 6 teacher, and were the farthest from the washroom, AGAIN. We started out by having to write our name tags, so I started to do one of those "Shadow Effects" on Bubble Letters that said BEN, but when I looked over one of the kids wrote his ENTIRE name, middle name, second last name, and pre-name. He actually had to use BOTH sides of the name tag to write his name on it. Oh, poor E. Warden Foss K. Projon. But it was, at least, funny. After that, we had recess, and I went outside to wrustle (I'm a Pounder, level 32 wrustler in the school. Only Russel is above me, at Crusher, level 34.) And, this scentance is NOT exaggerated, I took on 14 kids; 2 grade 3s, 5 grade 4s, 6 grade 6s, and 1 grade 7. Most of the kids were levels 6-22. I kept from getting pinned long, but it was, I admit, an almost decent challenge, what with Henry (gr 6, 115 lb.) and Burt (gr 7, 130 lb.) jumping on my back and biting me, but I was still able to elbow Henry away and twist Burt off before the rest of the kids attacked me, then took 'em on 2 by 1. Sadly, the bell rang and Recess ended. Then we went to another teacher for activities to help learn each others names. When it came to the name guessing game, Warden's name was the hardest to remember, and only 1 person actually WON the game. I'm still bazzled I remebered half of his name. Anyways, he decided to re-write his name, with his "signature small d" WARdEN. Then the Lunch bell rang, and it turned out we had to eat our lunch on the FLOOR, every day, for the rest of the year, in the Auditorium. I wrustled during Lunch again, nothing special. In our 3rd rotation, a fire drill happened, but since the teachers weren't informed, everyone started panicking and worrying that their USB drive will burn in the fire, or their map to bike home will turn to ash. When the fire drill ended we had to do these skits about the 10 rules of school. Only 1 group got to preform, though, and that was mine. I was the only grade 7 in 8 kids, and I had to take the leadership role, which, over all, was fun, but was slightly difficult, what with those violent-minded future crimina-I mean happy little bundles of joy. I biked home from school, sadly, and was really wishing I didn't have to go shopping for cleats as soon as I got home. Actually, the shoe shopping wasen't bad, except the cleats were pink, had a bow, and were 60% off. I had pasta for dinner and went to buy my new uniform.Yes, I said buy my new uniform. It cost $145 but I get to keep it for ETERNITY.......... Anyways, I went to soccer after that and we learned about positions for half an hour, then scrimmaged. In the scrimmage I was centre D, and did really well until a ball hit me in the face and I received a Headache. The good news is, since the practice field is only 40 metres long, I was able to Lob the ball from defense into the goal, and that was the best goal of the game. Tonight I video chatted Tillman again, and totally caught him pick his nose on camera! And I saved the VC onto my computer and emailed it to Zach! Ahhh... that was fun... and Tillman doesen't even know! I just hope he never finds out and it doesen't become another "Internet Phenomenon".

Blog Info Post 1

Okay, so there will be 3 types of posts to start off with: Realistic posts are an accurate description of what happened in a day, Blog Info posts which give an update on how this blog works, and Exaggerated posts which have some exaggeration in them to make them funny. More types of posts may be added soon but for now it will be like that. Read on!

Realistic Post 1

First of all, this is a Web Journal, not a blog. I know it's on Blogger, but when they... no, I don't have anything for that. But seriously, this is a Web Journal, for all my grade 7 year (and maybe more). I am writing in this for many reasons, the top 2 being: 1. A tribute to Diary of a Wimpy Kid. 2. All the positive reasons Greg Heffley did. Anyways, today I biked to school for just 1 hour. We went to our class from last year with the same teachers. In this case, we had 2 teachers last year who alternated days. The teachers just made us write 1 thing we did over summer on a sheet and it to them, then they read it to the class and the class tries to guess who wrote it. I wrote: "I went to Banff for a week." But, of course, it was in French, since I go to a French school. Then I biked home with my friend Tillman, and invited my friend Zach over. Tillman brought his game Super Smash Bros. Brawl over. All 3 of us played a lot of SSBB (Super Smash Bros. Brawl) and a bit of Wii Sports Resort and I recorded loads of videos on my webcam but all of them have things I probably shouldn't post on here. Anyways, I've been wanting SSBB for a long time but my parents never wanted me to have it, but the good new is they'll have probably have changed their minds my Christmas. We had to take the dog down to Almond Park for 15 minutes, but after that Tillman left. Then me and Zach had to go down to Canarvan and play at the playground there, but while we were there we ran into some teenagers who found out Zach's personal information. Well, they knew his first name, but I might have spilt his middle name, last name, email, and school to them, over time, at some point. On our way back to my house they caught up to us, and insulted my life and parents, and congradulated Zach on being a "friend with a boy" (which was obviously taken out of context of something I might've said) and found out his street adress (okay, I admit even I didn't know that, and didn't spill it). Back at home, we played Chris Sawyer's Locomotion for 40 minutes (and I accidentally recorded a video of it the whole time, but deleted it so I didn't take up all my computer space) then his mom arrived and he had to go. After that I chatted on Facebook for a long time but my computer crashed. As soon as I finally got it to start I opened this blog and yeah! I would have uploaded loads of pictures and videos but for some reason Blogger is preventing me to upload anything again. So thanks for reading this, and I'll definately update monthly, preferably weekly, maybe even daily.