Exaggerated Post 1

Okay, so today I woke up, and as usual, I took the dog for a walk. I had breakfast and biked to school, but saw a kid eating ribs on his tire swing, and I almost biked into a car. It was a small car, though. Looked like a Red Honda Commuter SG20. Anyways, I arrived at school and went to our class, but me and Spencer got called out to do the Sound System for the assembly. Okay, so our school is attached to another school, and we have to share some rooms. The principle wanted us to get the sound system from the other school to the Auditorium to be ready for the assembly when a one of their classes ended, but we had to get acess to the storage room, so we went to the office while an argument was going on. After we told a secretary from their school about the sound system, she started saying stuff about "Adult Supervision" and "School Safety" and "Stupid Little Brats Of- Uh... Never Mind". So by the time our principle walked by, there was a huge debate starting. Anyways, when we finally got to carry speakers to the Auditorium, Spencer lost his shoe and tripped and dropped the speaker. While I was over there trying to get it through the door without hitting a wall, and acidentally slammed it into a door. Anyways, in the end they cancelled the assembly and we had to take the speakers back, and that was even worse. We went back to class then and got assigned to our "Family Groups" although one of the grade 3s actually though we had to become a FAMILY and started to cry. Anyways, we got a grade 6 teacher, and were the farthest from the washroom, AGAIN. We started out by having to write our name tags, so I started to do one of those "Shadow Effects" on Bubble Letters that said BEN, but when I looked over one of the kids wrote his ENTIRE name, middle name, second last name, and pre-name. He actually had to use BOTH sides of the name tag to write his name on it. Oh, poor E. Warden Foss K. Projon. But it was, at least, funny. After that, we had recess, and I went outside to wrustle (I'm a Pounder, level 32 wrustler in the school. Only Russel is above me, at Crusher, level 34.) And, this scentance is NOT exaggerated, I took on 14 kids; 2 grade 3s, 5 grade 4s, 6 grade 6s, and 1 grade 7. Most of the kids were levels 6-22. I kept from getting pinned long, but it was, I admit, an almost decent challenge, what with Henry (gr 6, 115 lb.) and Burt (gr 7, 130 lb.) jumping on my back and biting me, but I was still able to elbow Henry away and twist Burt off before the rest of the kids attacked me, then took 'em on 2 by 1. Sadly, the bell rang and Recess ended. Then we went to another teacher for activities to help learn each others names. When it came to the name guessing game, Warden's name was the hardest to remember, and only 1 person actually WON the game. I'm still bazzled I remebered half of his name. Anyways, he decided to re-write his name, with his "signature small d" WARdEN. Then the Lunch bell rang, and it turned out we had to eat our lunch on the FLOOR, every day, for the rest of the year, in the Auditorium. I wrustled during Lunch again, nothing special. In our 3rd rotation, a fire drill happened, but since the teachers weren't informed, everyone started panicking and worrying that their USB drive will burn in the fire, or their map to bike home will turn to ash. When the fire drill ended we had to do these skits about the 10 rules of school. Only 1 group got to preform, though, and that was mine. I was the only grade 7 in 8 kids, and I had to take the leadership role, which, over all, was fun, but was slightly difficult, what with those violent-minded future crimina-I mean happy little bundles of joy. I biked home from school, sadly, and was really wishing I didn't have to go shopping for cleats as soon as I got home. Actually, the shoe shopping wasen't bad, except the cleats were pink, had a bow, and were 60% off. I had pasta for dinner and went to buy my new uniform.Yes, I said buy my new uniform. It cost $145 but I get to keep it for ETERNITY.......... Anyways, I went to soccer after that and we learned about positions for half an hour, then scrimmaged. In the scrimmage I was centre D, and did really well until a ball hit me in the face and I received a Headache. The good news is, since the practice field is only 40 metres long, I was able to Lob the ball from defense into the goal, and that was the best goal of the game. Tonight I video chatted Tillman again, and totally caught him pick his nose on camera! And I saved the VC onto my computer and emailed it to Zach! Ahhh... that was fun... and Tillman doesen't even know! I just hope he never finds out and it doesen't become another "Internet Phenomenon".